---0) This is you.
Not bad!1) This Pokemon is your best friend.
We are always in sync. Steel types for life!2) This Pokemon is your boss. You need to impress it for a promotion.
I'll give him loads of charcoal3) This Pokemon is your partner in a science project.
QUIT EATING THE PROJECT4) This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you.
NO PLZ I DIDN'T MEAN TO EAT THE LAST ICE CREAM SANDWICH5) This Pokemon is your significant other (gender of your choice).
Such love, very psychic, much heart, wow6) This Pokemon used to date you.
IT'S NOT YOU IT'S ME (no it was him)7) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment.
SHIT NO STOP8) This Pokemon just stole your lunch.
But... You are an autotroph...9) This Pokemon is what you heard outside your window last night.
STOP TRYING TO SERENADE ME10) This Pokemon punched your mom.
PICHU THE FUCK11) This Pokemon died by your hands.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T SWIM12) This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life.
If I ever lose something in the dark...13) This Pokemon is your loving pet.
14) This Pokemon is your dentist.
OPEN WIDE15) You dream about this Pokemon every night.
Do you really want to evolve and get that lame ability again...?16) You found this Pokemon in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Sir... how did you even...17) This Pokemon is the main character in your favorite anime or show.
ON THAT DAY, HOENN RECEIVED A GRIM REMINDER... WE LIVED IN FEAR OF THEM... BUG TYPES18) This Pokemon is the principal of your school or Dean of your University.
Dean gets sick a lot... all that Gastric Acid...19) You always see this Pokemon working out in the morning. And in the afternoon. When is it never working out?
Gonna be a MANectric one day!20) This Pokemon has a huge crush on you but refuses to admit it.
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Used that smog to get away...22) This Pokemon is the local news anchor.
Today's news is HOLY FUCK THE WORLD IS SPINNING MAKE IT STOP THIS IS A CRISIS END OF THE WORLD23) This Pokemon sells used celebrity items.
Hey... Got the goods over here... Touched by Rayquaza itself...24) This Pokemon is your computer background or lock screen. (It'd be cool to actually change it!)
Upside down motherfucker, always confusing itself with a masterball in Hoenn25) You think this Pokemon is hot.
Hello... Is it me you're looking for...?26) There is a huge plush doll of this Pokemon in your room.
Ew27) This Pokemon is the teacher of your favorite class.
Anyone need an x-acto knife???28) This Pokemon is the bartender at the place across the street.
Fastest bartender around!29) This Pokemon advertises your breakfast cereal.
SilcO's30) The mail is delivered by this Pokemon.
Ma'am you can let go of my mail now... Ma'am... MA'AM